Dylan’s (rather elaborate) signing of Eric’s yearbook – Pt 3

This “book” would be my personal favorite for all the jam packed doings and naughty shenanigans. o.O. 🙂 

So, first off, Dylan illustrates what look to be a little doodle of a fork and a cup with little thingies being flung by a fork.  Commons food fights perhaps? 

To the left, he renders a very intricately detailed Predator alien holding up a weapon. Rebby has got some mighty fine, epic drawings from his BFF.  Dyl spent time on this figure, you can tell. And Predator is saying (as far as I can tell/read)  (“Bed at 6:16″)   No clue here, tbh.  That is a very inside reference/joke lost to the world unfortunately. :-/ 

then..

Book 3: Infernal Sky

Man…lets sum up junior senior year with the kool shit atleast: *sitting in the commons dubbing & laffing at fags (WooD-jA!) (wanna-be) HAHAHA

**frisbee fags….. orange mortars for them. all the midnight bowling & pool, the KMFDM & Rammstein concerts, ***the RMs when shit went off, ****ALL our death matches and Quake serving. I found that, over the years, we can’t beat each other: it’s equal as a nigger to a spade. ^Waterworld, EVERY year we get burnt…of course. ^^ all the amp, shit we’ve seen, strobe! (NIPPLE-FU!)  
^^^We need to find cavegirl Island & enemy gold for home entertainment. Beatin the shit out of boxes, Blackjack, smokin behind BJ (Blackjack), (traffic) Fines, both kickass 4th of July …it was FUCKIN BADASS !!!  
*SUPA NIGGA !!

*sitting in the commons dubbing and laffing at fags (WooD-jA!) (wanna-be)
Dylan and Eric sitting at a table in the commons, watching various fags or dorks and dubbing (giving them nicknames)  “Wood-ja wannabe that one over there?”  “Gaawwd, what a pretty boy pussy.”  My speculation here at the sort of inside joke they had with using these phrases in parentheses and dubbing fags.

**frisbee fags…..orange mortars for them.   Guessing here that some “fags’ were playing frisbee outside during lunch and they entertained the idea of using orange mortars on them.  Not too sure on this one, tbh.

***the RMs when shit went off  
Rebel Missions when fireworks explosions went off.

****ALL our death matches and Quake serving
Dylan is saying all the many DOOM death matches they had and serving up Quake over the internet for multiplaying.  He realizes that they are both equally matched and are on the same level of expertise when it comes to playing against one another.

^Waterworld – EVERY single year they went to the theme park in the summertime, they got sunburn “burnt”. It was to be expected (of course).
Imagine poor Dylan with lobster red white af skin..awh. 

^^all the amp, (the) shit we’ve seen, strobe! (NIPPLE-FU!) 

Updated the meaning of this quote 10/2017

Originally connected the reference to this:

Watching AMP (aka Asian Massage Parlor hidden cam porn), strobe light sex and nipple play porn “ Your nipple-fu is good. But it is no match for …five fingers of twist!

then I strangely stumbled upon this one evening and Dylan’s quote popped into my head:

Amp, a music video program that aired on MTV from 1996 to 2001. It was aimed at the electronic music and rave crowd and was responsible for exposing many electronica acts to the mainstream.

Possible that one of the Amp episodes, which were essentially like one, long, artsy, acid trip music video, each very visually and musically different from the other, may have including his inside joke ‘strobe’ and ‘nipple-fu!’ references which he shared with Eric while watching these during sleep-overs. 

^^^We need to find cavegirl island & enemy gold for home entertainment.
Aww, Dyl, what lolzy shit “home entertainment” you chose too. lol

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torrent download of Beach Babes 2: Cavegirl Island

“Bullets, Bombs and Babes” – what more could E & D ask for?  A dream come true for these two frustrated horndogs.  Starring porn star Julie Strain, the Amazonian burnette ^^  (but more about her later in a separate post…)   I seem to recall the “Quit your bitchin’’!” line Eric used during NBK was gottin’ from this.

Oh, naughty, naughty VoDkA and Rebby   😉 

^^^^SUPA NIGGA !! = The african version of Superman.

The adventures of R & V to be continued…
  

Dylan’s (rather elaborate) signing of Eric’s yearbook 

Book 2: HELL ON EARTH 

(Complete with a target symbol on the ‘O’ which is also, ironically the symbol for Earth)

Dylan includes some elaborate illustrations incorporating DOOM mythology with a large drawing of Planet Earth with “specs of light” he scrawls at it’s top, on each continent.  The DOOM references include the the main male/female characters, Fly & Arlene on their shuttle orbiting planet Earth. In the distance, is tiny Deimos, the smaller and outermost of the two moons of the planet Mars. It is the scene of the second Doom episode, The Shores of Hell. "Deimos" is the name of a god in Greek mythology and it may be translated as “fear”, “dread” or “terror”. It’s sister moon, Phobos, is greek mythology for “panic fear”, “flight” or “battlefield rout”.   Before the game, Deimos is teleported out of its orbit to float above Hell, which for Dylan, is actually Earth itself. lol

Ahhhh, my favorite book. We, the gods, will have SO much fun w. NBK!!  Killing enemies, blowing up stuff, killing cops!!  *My wrath for january’s incident will be godlike.
**Not to mention our revenge in the commons.
GAWWWD sooo many people need to die.  & Now, a fun look at the past: ***(science-desk style.)  (( You know what I hate???  PEOPLE !! YEAA!!))

*”My wrath for january’s incident will be godlike”  Dylan is most likely refering to the January 30, 1998 van theft arrest. Hence, the reference to “killing cops!!”
**”Not to mention our revenge in the commons” I see this as a separate incident from the “January Incident” and likely the humiliation they received in the commons as jocks pelted them with ketchup (or ketchup covered tampon) (which may also have happened in January). The revenge in the commons will be the two propane bombs situated near the two columns where the favored jock tables were located. 

***(science-desk style) – This could be an inside joke reference between them since Dylan places it in

Parentheses.  We already know they created a “You know what I hate/love” list and Dylan partially references that inside joke too, also, in parentheses.  It could also be a kind of scientific, analytical recap of the past as you would pick something a part on a science desk – or lastly, a reference to  MST3K which they enjoyed watching. It would be kind of like the two of them as shadowy figures sitting in the audience poking fun at the past “science” desk style.

Dylan draws an headless DOOM warrior with a blast erupting from his shotgun which ended up becoming Eric’s “Arlene” and a headless Eric Harris. (ouch.) 

Lastly, at the bottom is Dylan’s  clever “^^” signifier, the double barrel primed and aimed to help guide a Reb through each of Dyl’s “Book of” journey in his friend’s yearbook. Not many other people signing Eric’s yearbook would get what that symbol meant except the two of them being quite accustom to seeing that ‘first person shooter’ focal point while playing their game of choice regularly..

Dylan’s (rather elaborate) signing of Eric’s yearbook 

To preface, I’d like to mention here that getting seven pages of your yearbook signed by a friend means that that friend considers you a worthy, close friend above all others, deserving of special attention. Sometimes I wonder why people question Dylan’s friendship in regards to Eric because this speaks volumes of how he values their relationship enough to put this sort of time and effort into Eric’s yearbook.  And Dylan went way overboard for Eric (actually more than Eric did for Dylan’s yearbook), referencing inside jokes between them over the years, he spent time drawing very detailed illustrations, all to serenade his friend for their very last year and yearbook together so as to put a grin on Eric’s face (and possibly a secret chipmunk giggle or two. 😉 ).  We know that Nate Dykeman and Chad Laughlin got comical but sort of lazy, half-arsed yearbook signings from Dylan.  It’d be interesting to see what Dylan wrote in Zack’s year book. To my knowledge, Dylan’s signing of Zack’s yearbook has oddly never been released.

Book 1: *Knee Deep in the Dead

REB !
Hooooly Shit …it would take the whole fuckin book to recount & laff at everything this year, so just the main things i’ll have to cover. **Us & Zack got the BEST fuckin boots haha.  ***fag jocks have to get their doc martins wet. DIEEE. This is next year’s section.  ****BIFF will be fuckin chaos, video productions. – i still have the list of our videos. I can’t wait to dub the new freshman, & *****the holy April morning of NBK…

Translations:

* A nod and reference to Eric’s beloved Doom series book titles. Dylan cleverly decides to label all of his yearbook passages by each of the titles. This demonstrates that Dylan put some thought and ingenuity into plotting out how he’d make his signing personalized and thematically relevant for Eric. (And of course he never refers to Eric as “Eric” but always “REB” out of respect to what Eric prefers that he be called.

**notice how he groups himself and Eric as a unit “Us” plus his former BFF, Zack.  In Dylan making this distinction, the two are quite tight by now because Zack is not a part of them.

*** Dylan is saying that they have the better combat boots, generically referenced as ‘Doc Martins’, than the Jocks. Symbolically, they have one up’d the jocks in superiority by having sturdier, impervious boots. Jocks boots got soaking wet.  Dyl absolutely hates the jocks with a a passion. This was a good day the jocks got their boots wet. DIEEE jocks, die. Hahaha!

****BIFF – no rules dodge ball. A good way to pummel and haze the new freshman for that year.   
“dub the new freshman” – doling out mocking nicknames to the uncool new pussy freshman

According to Sue’s book, in the previous year, a group of Freshman harassed Dylan and Eric and even messed up the hood of Dylan’s BMW which had somehow gotten squashed down (probably from someone standing or jumping on it) while his car was in an isolated spot near Columbine. He possibly had it parked out in Clement Park as students with no assigned parking spaces often had to use the park when the student lots were full at school.  This is why Eric and Dylan came to school at the crack of dawn, literally like 4 am one morning – near the end of summer break and starting the new school term, so they could get first dibs on the school assigning all the Senior parking spaces. Being there the earliest meant they would get the choicest parking slots right close to the commons and library windows in case anyone tried to dick around with their cars. They could keep an eye on ‘em and also eat lunch in their cars in the parking lot and watch people. While the new freshman that school year were probably a batch of non-violent, decent, innocent newbies, they were also innocent and unaware of what social politics CHS held in store for them. Eric and Dylan now only see these Freshman as something to pick on and dominate first in order to assert their position over them with senior status. A sort of a ‘let’s get to them before any of them might try to get to us again’ lay down the law type mentality.

***** The holy morning of of NBK – obviously the massacre on 4/20. Dylan is giddy for Senior year. He can’t wait to make all their new comical and/or violent foreshadowing video productions which they have themes already listed to film, plus, nickname the freshman, and the icing on the cake will be, of course,  NBK.

The “M” looking symbol at the very bottom is the first person PoV looking down the barrel of his double barreled shotgun.

Summer ‘97 after Sophomore Year  – the original, pristine navy blue Boston Red Sox cap  “B” on the front

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January ‘98 in his  Junior Year – The “B” relocated to the ‘back’, his ‘front’ of the hat, now sporting his signature look. It’s distinctly Dylan’s very own creative, personal style which set him apart from the other dudes that simply wore their ball cap backwards.

 It’s difficult to say if this is a new ball cap or not.  The poor video color quality makes it hard to distinguish whether it’s still his original navy blue cap from ‘97 (photo at the top) or new black ball cap.   Since we don’t see the back of Dylan’s head in this clip, we have no way of knowing if this may possibly be a new Colorado Avalanche hat that he sewed the “B” on the ‘front’, his ‘back’ – or – he if he got a plain black cap and sewed the “B” on the front and also the Colorado Avalanche patch on the back.  

Based on Sue’s quote below, it would seem that Dylan retired his original navy blue Boston Red Sox ball cap and replaced it with this one in Jan ‘98 and worked with his mom to relocate the original “B” from off his old cap to the new.

By Senior year, Dylan is sporting a

rather tattered, well worn ball cap with the signature “B” on the “front” and Colorado Avalanche patch on the “back”

“The next morning, as we were all getting ready to join civilization at the continental breakfast, Dylan pulled his old baseball cap, one of his favorite possessions, over his long hair. We’d made the cap together: he’d carefully snipped the “B” (for Boston Red Sox) off another hat grown too shabby to wear, and I’d sewn the letter to the back of a new hat, so he could wear it
backwards and still display the logo. It turned out remarkably well, and he never wanted to be without it.”  
– Sue Klebold  “A Mother’s Reckoning”

More on Dylan’s ballcap:
The idiosyncrasies of DBK: Boston Red Sox ball cap

godofsadness420:

I understand the everything – I am the God of the everything

Fate is my only master

This is probably my last entry. i love my self close second to (___) my everlasting love. goodbye

I will never stop learning

[redacted], Fate is my only master

Love how he inserts a small doodle of his “Existences” book in here. It’s interesting that his writings were not contained in one physical book but on several pages discovered in different places.

Sue is receiving a major award for her efforts in public education at the Announcing the 2016 AFSP Lifesavers Gala Honorees on May 3rd at Lincoln Center in NYC. 👏🏻😊. I think this is going to be an amazing year for Sue in being able to share her message and being the first to really come forward about what has been a very taboo subject. She is going to really begin to create a safe environment for people to start openly discussing the topic of murder-suicide, a reoccurring motif in our society these days, and within the context of the parents perspective experiencing such a double edged loss.